Pond A4 Santa Clara anyone?

kitenaked · Post by **kitenaked** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:43 pm

behindThePeak wrote:when Chuck Norris kites he wears a helmet to protect the rocks from his head.

Did you hear Chuck Norris had a 3rd ear?

Chris

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sc-surfer · Post by **sc-surfer** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:16 pm

Chuck Norris uses a bunjee cord for a leash so he can catch his board with his teeth.

behindThePeak · Post by **behindThePeak** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:22 pm

RPskater · Post by **RPskater** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:29 am

Chuck Norris uses 2 Reel leashes just to get twice as much springback with his TT.

behindThePeak · Post by **behindThePeak** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:58 pm

Chuck Norris kites upwind by demanding right of way from the air.

sc-surfer · Post by **sc-surfer** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:56 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't need a shuttle for a downwinder. He just keeps going until he gets back to the start.

Aloha · Post by **Aloha** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:29 am

Successfully hijacked at least 40% of the thread w/ that one

Mission: Accomplished

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